Life Imitates Art Dept. : “Geico Squirrel” Causes Rollover.. Or Not?

Lafayette, Indiana– Two Lafayette men avoided serious injuries overnight when their car rolled over after swerving to avoid a squirrel.
According to Lafayette Police Sgt. Jay Rosen, Dylan T. Prosser, 21, Lafayette, was driving his blue Chevrolet Aveo west on Greenbush Street about 3:30 a.m. approaching 18th Street when he swerved to avoid a squirrel in his path.
The car hit the right side curb, struck a tree, rolled over and landed upside down in the 18th Street intersection, Rosen said.
Uh.. what kinds of squirrels are up at 3:30 a.m. in Indiana? I’ve sent many a squirrel to bed as darkness falls, and greeted many a squirrel at dawn, but I ain’t seen a single one on my midnight walks, ever. Enquiring minds want to know more.




It’s a new mutant breed of radioactive squirrel. They have lights built-in.
moss
August 1, 2008 at 1:08 pm