Bayer gets stiffed by Levitra heist

A gang of four looted 4.9 million euros ($6.9 million) worth of potency pills in a burglary at Bayer AG’s headquarters, the company said on Monday.
After burglars stole two barrels filled with 320,000 of Bayer’s Levitra pills, Bayer said it had put up a reward of 20,000 euros for information leading either to the perpetrators being caught or the retrieval of more than half the swag…
Bayer, whose products range from Aspirin painkillers to Yasmin birth control pills, says on its Levitra website that the pill may help men fight erectile dysfunction when other oral treatments do not work.
The stolen amount is equivalent to about five days of production for the global market.
Har!
Could keep the Republican Party going for a year.





Hilarious!!!
(just what we need — more republicans populating earth with more republicans)
(Maybe the elected ones think it is part of their job description, it still doesn’t explain the two step in a bathroom stall though….)
Eric Scott
July 7, 2009 at 4:11 am